i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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