onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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