Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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