I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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