? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
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