I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
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