the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Too much gin, very little bucket
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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