He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
Randomize
