i think i have herpe
just one?
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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