ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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