Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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