You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
he thought i was a dude.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
be right there i have to get my cape
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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