i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
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