He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
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