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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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