don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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