So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Blood and glitter go together right?
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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