Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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