The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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