the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
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