return my video game
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Randomize