I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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