do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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