ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
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