Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Ladies don't puke and tell
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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