Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
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