do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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