You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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