I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I wanna passion pit in your ass
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
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