Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
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