Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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