Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I AM VODKA MAN
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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