We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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