Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
PS: I just woke up from my shower
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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