is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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