What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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