Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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