you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Is this like a preordered booty call?
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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