I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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