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Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
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