I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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