Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
