You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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