Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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