So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
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