I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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