i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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