bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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