we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
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