she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
You took a bar mat shot.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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