How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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