Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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