Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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