is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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