so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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