Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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