Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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