her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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